Tuesday, November 23, 2010

In Honor of Mr. Murray

We here at Solving World Peace solute your amazing characters, dry wit, and, of course, that eye roll. Where else would I have learned to perfect such eye dances and severely irritate my parents at a younger age? Choosy Moms Choose (this) Gif! Hat's off to you, Bill Murray. Check it out HERE!

Monday, November 15, 2010

Well then... How big is God's boner?

"What inspired you to become God's pornographer?
I have always felt sorry for God. If you're a deity, the price of monotheism is eternal celibacy, and that can't be much fun. More recently, it occurred to me that God's abstinence isn't good for anyone. The universe is not ageing very gracefully, given the preponderance of dark energy. So I started to think that it would be a good thing if God got busy again, procreatively speaking. After all, it's been nearly 14 billion years since the big bang. Since God doesn't acknowledge the existence of other divinities, let alone recognize their potential sex appeal, I figured my best option would be to make some celestial porn."

Guy Makes Porn for God - gets talking all about how erotic universes are and whatnot.

So hot.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Hey Girl, It's Your Birfday

No better way to greet the weekend then by celebrating with the one and only HEY GIRL phenom! Happy Birthday, Mr. Gosling. Hope you, Dead Man's Bones, and your shirtless self enjoy!

Happy Birthday Boy!

Happy Birthday my dear Ryan Gosling.  Today is your 30th birthday, and I just wanted to take a moment to tell you how wonderful you are, since you always have something thoughtful for me, like taking in the special moments.
Or how you always want to protect me.
Or how you are just so, incredibly, nearly disturbingly attractive.
And your multiple talents!  I mean, everyone knows what a fabulous actor you are (Half Nelson guys?) but a musician too?  This song you wrote for me - I mean, you know how much I love zombies - but zombies in a love song?

This love was meant to be.  Hey guy - Happy Birthday.

[pictures via fuckyeahryangosling (obvs)]

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Freak Out in 3...2...1...

nope! world peace isn't solved just yet, but why not get into a funky groove while we wait? Let's join our new best friend- kid who's got all the smoove moves, in the most adorable packaging!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Just Grandmas being Grandmas

Hey. Remember that time that your parents went away for a vacation, and you had to spend 2 weeks with your grandma? And you were like "So laaaaaaaame" outside, but inside you were totally excited to goof around and eat homemade cookies for two weeks? Yeah, she's on you tube now, letting the world know how fun she is. And she brought her best friend, your Auntie Lainey.
P.S. This is B and me, plus 60 years.
P.P.S. I like to think these ladies hang out with these ladies. Best knitting club EVER.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Alcohol Knowledge - We drop it.

While an article outlining some of the damages of alcohol MIGHT not seem like the perfect Tuesday happiness, learning more about what we are doing when we're five Bud Light's deep - is.

Lifehacker has an article on what alcohol actually does to our brains and bodies. Quick fun facts - alcohol doesn't kill brain cells, aspirin will hurt you if you take it before drinking, and young men can drink more alcohol than young ladies, but this ability decreases with age, as ladies' stays the same. In other words, when I become a old tough broad, I will drink my old man (more) under the table (around 50-60 years old). Also, its adorable how they talk about *ahem* performance problems after drinking. It's like my aunt is writing it (I love my aunt)!

Another reason its SWP-worthy? Science. It rocks.

Monday, November 8, 2010


Day One, Ladies and Gentlemen. Let's not forget our grammar.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

My favorite tiny demon is free!

I'm so happy for his face to once again haunt my dreams, and his robot voice to stick in my ears until his dirty words flow out my mouf.

I'm glad you're back, boo. Let's keep this strange love affair going.

Teeny Tiny Thursday Cute Fix

This video is the cutest. Panda puppet, head bands, adorable dresses, AND Scottish accents. Also, the song's about love.